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If you see any small animal in your path, just fucking splatter it. Deer, cattle, etc., obviously do NOT fall into this category.Birds, squirrel, cats, small dogs, all definitely do. If you live in Texas, your insurance company cannot raise your rates for filing claims for damages arising from collision with an animal. However, if you do something stupid, like swerve to miss the animal and wrap your Z around a curb, then you don't benefit from the protection of this rule. So, a word to the wise...splatter Muffin or Fluffy or Chip or Dale when they hop into your path, and deal with the minor cosmetic repairs to your fascia. The most you're out is your deductible.
"I used to play professional bone..." -z32ttvert (mwsmith) on June 23, 2003 at 11:14 PM |
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